Hispanic attacks his panic attacks.
from r/WordAvalanches:
Word Avalanches: incredibly contrived setups for homophonic punchlines
This page was inspired by Bojack Horseman, which has some of the best.
A collection of my faves (NOT MINE):
Hispanic attacks his panic attacks.
Seldom do dads sell dumb doodads.
Present president pre-sent present to preceding president, sets precedent.
"Fig, mint of yore, imagine!"
"Nay, shun. Figment of your imagination."
Innuendos sing in you when dozing.
Of course, I'd feel remorse if I didn't salute the source of this:
Princess Carolyn: "You know Courtney Portnoy. You probably recall when she soared as the thorny horticulturist in One Sordid Fortnight with the short-skirted Sorceress."
Diane Nguyen: "Uhh..."
Princess Carolyn: "How would you enjoy joining Portnoy for a scorched soy porterhouse pork four-courser at Koi?"
Diane Nguyen: "Wait, what?"
Princess Carolyn: "Glorify your source, but don't make it feel forced, of course. And try the borscht! Smooches!"